How To Write Scripts

• Get bored in a boring class (might I recommend Economics?)
• Have an idea involving German fairytales
• Try writing idea
• Try writing idea
• Talk about alternate universe where script writing is meaningless and so is life
• Plan what your ideal cult would be like, decide to take on separate project besides script -> performance art dance party parade
• Talk to others about how much you hate script
• Avoid script
• Try writing idea
• Try to be an adult
• Avoid Script
• Decide to change plot so that it's much shorter
• Try writing idea
• Completely change plot
• Try writing idea
• Find out that people are more invested in performance art than actual script
• Cry a l'il
• Avoid script
• Work on different idea altogether from writing either script
• Dance break!
• Regress to plot of script you started six months ago based on themes you've used before
• Write idea so that it's much closer to everything else you've written 
• Write
• Write
• Have breakthrough
• Hate breakthrough
• Make all friends leave general vicinity 
• Finish script
• Start to edit
• Realize you've made a ton of mistakes emotionally
• Change of heart
• Stick to guns
• Have long talk with script about how much it means to you
• And if that doesn't work out
• Blame the fact your Nana died in November for all of your shortcomings
• SUCCESS.